Friday, April 10, 2009


During the 1960's and 70's, Mao's communist goons are reported to have murdered hundreds of millions of Chinese citizens who opposed their ideology.

During the exact same time in the United States, we witnessed the first encounter groups, the emergence of the mini skirt and rock music, an explosion of beautiful contemporary art, peaceful anti-war protests with Country Joe and the Fish, and a gazillion other evolutionary concepts made manifest.

I love what our nation is, and what it represents.
I wouldn't want to live my time on earth, in any other place!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?

TO SHOW THE ARMADILLO
THAT IT CAN BE DONE!



Research has shown, that when chickens are being subjected to constant bright lights that prevent them from going to sleep and thereby forces them to keep laying eggs for profit-obsessed corporations around the globe......their little bodies run out of Selenium and they become ill with Avian Flu.

That's why I only buy the eggs of "free-range" chicks, and never eat any other kind!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?

TO GET AWAY FROM
THE MAD COWS!



"LIE-TO-ME"
This is one of the most original, most fascinating TV shows to have been created in a very very long time!

Then why does the Fox Network in which it emerged, try its utmost to destroy it, by polluting its precious hour with more than 42 (!) commercial interruptions?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?

TO GET TO
A BETTER PLACE
ON THE OTHER SIDE!